Humans don’t know what it means to be a monster. To them, a monster is anything that they don’t understand. They give it this horrific label and treat it as a threat, rejecting, exterminating, slaughtering it into oblivion. Monsters are simply your way of hiding your own ignorance.
[modern au single father (and sometimes school trip chaperon) bones and joanna's hot physics teacher jim and joanna and her friends sneakily try to set up mr. kirk and joanna's dad during a school trip and do things like pretend to have a joined lunch of PB&Js but then all the girls run away and leave them alone and giggle and watch from the bushes]
And they meet because Jim hates negligent parents and saw Joana was bummed out her dad missed career day (he had a surgery that day, he didn’t make it in time) so Jim bugs Leo into signing up to chaperone random things, one of which turns out to be a Halloween social. He and Jojo show up matching, she being a necromancer and Leo in a skeleton costume, but Jo wanders off to talk with her friends, so Leo wanders over to the snack table and sees this gorgeous guy dressed up as (probably a vampire) and sidles up to him saying something like, “oh thank god, I’m not the only single guy here,” and proceeds to spend an hour and a half talking with this guy, all the way up to the point where Leo asks, “so which one’s yours?” in regards to the kids, and Jim laughs and says, “all of them, I teach here.” And Leo realizes he’s spent most of the night flirting with one of Jojo’s teachers in front of the entire school and just about explodes, except that apparently most of the school “ships them,” whatever that means, and it just escalates from there.
I LOVE THESE PLEASE.
Scientists are so clever with naming animals.
No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator shows up it will just start shouting GO AWAY GO AWAY and then all the gazelles and zebras and such will take off.
GEHH WEEH WEHH
[I don’t know if he misses it, I think it’s pretty much ingrained into his routine to shave, and the only time he doesn’t is if he’s late or can’t summon the energy to be a functional human, so not shaving can either be a really good thing or a really bad thing.]